Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl!”A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You. " I was debating over whether or not to run out or tell her "...I think I've changed my mind." Davey, this isn't funny." Something told me that my mom was getting hopeful."I'm serious mom... I can't believe it either."My mom stood up and I got a really good look at her body. At her age of 38, she was really hot. Her curves were perfect. You could stare at her hips and get a boner! But my moms chest was even hotter! Her tits were about a 34D and perfect as ever! Her nipples were even better! While her tits are the best part of her chest, her pussy was the best part of her body. Just from where I was standing I could tell how tight it was. Her pussy was in between a Predator Pussy and a Big Pussy. "Davey, don't fuck with me!" Her voice got more hopeful."I wish I was... But I really want you mom." I explained that her juices made my cum."I can give you much more if you want..." My mom reached down and rubbed her pussy. All I could do was shake my head 'yes'."Come to the bed, Davey." Fuck.
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