She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his dick and starts feeling it. The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.” Then he puts his dick in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away. He quickly shoves his dick in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him. After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter. The assistant asks “What size then?” “Forget the condoms,” says the man, “how much for the fence?”At Heathrow airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified hand shake from Queen Elizabeth. We did actually have sex occasionally but it was the exception rather than the rule.It wasn’t that I didn’t want to have sex with Shirley and I actually think that she felt the same way. It was just that neither of us believed that married people should be doing that. As I said, boring! Then it happened. We went out for coffee one day and she asked me, “are you sure that your vasectomy hasn’t failed, Goyse?”“Why are you asking that Shirley?”“I missed my period this month so I went to the chemist shop and got one of those test things. It proved positive.”“Hey, Shirley, you’re pregnant. Come here and let me hug you.” I took her into my arms and held her tight. When we broke our hug I had tears in my eyes as I said, “Ted’s going to be a dad again. You’re going to give him another child.”“You think its Ted’s and not yours?”“It’s not mine I can tell you that and unless you have had sex with someone else it has to be Ted’s.”“Shit, what’s he going to say to me?”“He’s going to be ecstatic..
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