You sing along with elevator music.14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.A Seniors DilemmaI went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Rum before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin, and truth be told, he, who is a waiter, is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets. The first time we tried it we had talked about it all week and decided to go to the ball games on Saturday. We had a lot of fun "practicing" with Annie posing in different positions and me telling her what I could see from below her as she sat in these positions. What worked best was for her to sit with her butt off the back of the seat, butt not enough to be uncomfortable.Then when she would bend forward, it would give the best view. As she would bend forward, her beautiful pussy lips would come into view. And at the same time her tight little asshole would open slightly giving the hottest view of her asshole I have ever seen.By Friday night we had it down pat. We had tried several skirts and found more than one that worked perfectly for us. Friday night I also asked Annie to play with her muscle control as I looked at her fantastic ass and puckered asshole. We found that when she bent forward, slightly opening her ass cheeks and asshole, that she could squeeze her sphincter muscle.
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